Quotes of Automobile

“ It's significant to note that a 'bumper-to-bumper' automobile warranty doesn't include the bumpers. ”

- Andrew Green

“ What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise, can you imagine what awful screeching? ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. ”

- George Burns

“ No other man-made device since the shields and lances of the ancient knights, fulfills a man's ego like an automobile. ”

- Sir William

“ We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile. ”

- Will Rogers

“ Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. ”

- George Burns

“ A critic is a man who knows the way, but can't drive the car. ”

- Kenneth Tynan

“ It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. ”

- Erma Bombeck

“ Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose. ”

- Dorothy Parker

“ Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. ”

- Lou Erickson

“ More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. ”

- Robert Orben

“ Ford Motor Company's sluggish and piecemeal approach to its automotive responsibilities betrays motorists' safety. ”

- Ralph Nader

“ The word morality, if we met it in the Bible, would surprise us as much as the word telephone or motor car. ”

- George Bernard Shaw

“ The Park Avenue of poodles and polished brass; it is cab country, tip-town, glassville, a window-washer's paradise. ”

- Gay Talese

“ What can I say, the best therapy for me was to get in my Marlboro car and drive it. ”

- Al Unser

“ I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'. ”

- Henry Youngman

“ Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. ”

- Russell Baker

“ Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. ”

- George Carlin

“ A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ Forget the damned motor car and build the cities for lovers and friends. ”

- Lewis Mumford

“ Can I tell you how strange it is to look in your rearview mirror and see guys in cars tailing you? ”

- David Schwimmer

“ This is the only country that ever went to the poorhouse in an automobile. ”

- Will Rogers

“ The automobile was not for the secretary-general's personal use and therefore the exemption was not justified. ”

- William Taylor

“ Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. ”

- Laurence Peter

“ I like fast cars. And I like champions. ”

- Martina Hingis

“ A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system. ”

- Jean Cocteau

“ I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing. ”

- Steven Wright

“ I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing. ”

- Stephen Wright

“ I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble! ”

- Bob Marley

“ Automobiles are free of egotism, passion, prejudice and stupid ideas about where to have dinner. They are, literally, selfless. A world designed for automobiles instead of people would have wider streets, larger dining rooms, fewer stairs to climb and no smelly, dangerous subway stations. ”

- Gandhi
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