Quotes of George Burns

“ Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. ”

- George Burns

“ Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age. ”

- George Burns

“ If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. ”

- George Burns

“ Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. ”

- George Burns

“ Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. ”

- George Burns

“ The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. ”

- George Burns

“ I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. ”

- George Burns

“ If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it. ”

- George Burns

“ I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. ”

- George Burns

“ I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. ”

- George Burns

“ Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. ”

- George Burns

“ Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. ”

- George Burns

“ Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. ”

- George Burns

“ I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. ”

- George Burns

“ I was always taught to respect my elders and I’ve now reached the age when I don’t have anybody to respect. ”

- George Burns

“ You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old. ”

- George Burns

“ Don’t stay in bed unless you can make money in bed. ”

- George Burns

“ Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. ”

- George Burns

“ Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. ”

- George Burns

“ Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ”

- George Burns

“ Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city ”

- George Burns

“ Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ”

- George Burns

“ Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city ”

- George Burns

“ Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-Rays but you know it’s there. ”

- George Burns

“ I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don’t have to respect anybody. ”

- George Burns

“ You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old. ”

- George Burns

“ Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close. knit family in another city. ”

- George Burns

“ Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X. rays, but you know it’s there. ”

- George Burns

“ Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ”

- George Burns

“ I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. ”

- George Burns
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