Quotes of Funny Music - somelinesforyou

“ Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. ”

- Voltaire

“ Life is too short to listen to bad music. ”

- Unknown

“ My mother has always been unhappy with what I do. She would rather I do something nicer, like bricklaying. ”

- Mick Jagger

“ Some people have lives; some people have music. ”

- John Green

“ He who sings scares away his woes. ”

- Cervantes

“ If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends. ”

- Unknown

“ Music makes one feel so romantic – at least it always gets on one’s nerves – which is the same thing nowadays. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. ”

- George Burns

“ My music is best understood by children and animals. ”

- Igor Stravinsky

“ All music is folk music. I ain’t never heard a horse sing a song. ”

- Louis Armstrong

“ And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ My taste in music ranges from ‘you need to listen to this now’ to ‘i know, please don’t judge me’. ”

- Unknown

“ Do I listen to pop music because I’m miserable or am I miserable because listen to pop music? ”

- John Cusack

“ I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ”

- Unknown

“ A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t. ”

- Tom Waits

“ All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low. fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. ”

- Dave Barry

“ Without music life would be a mistake. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ Hell is full of musical amateurs. ”

- George Bernard Shaw

“ You might be a musician if… you’re more worried about hurting your finger than breaking your leg. ”

- Unknown

“ There’s nothing like the eureka moment of knocking off a song that didn’t exist before – I won’t compare it to sex, but it lasts longer. ”

- Paul McCartney

“ The only escape from the miseries of life are music and cats… ”

- Albert Schweitzer

“ So much music… so little time. ”

- Unknown

“ Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life. ”

- Jean Paul

“ My neighbors listen to good music whether they like it or not. ”

- Unknown

“ I’m finally old enough to say I despise today’s music. ”

- Unknown

“ Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes. ”

- Bill Cosby

“ After I saw Jimmy [Hendrix] play, I just went home and wondered what the f*** I was going to do with my life. ”

- Jeff Beck

“ Strong lager and some early Zep tunes. I ask thee, is there a better way to spend an evening? ”

- Unknown

“ Music to me is like breathing – I don’t get tired of breathing, I don’t get tired of music. ”

- Ray Charles

“ All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. ”

- Frank Zappa
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