“ Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice. ”
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“ People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on. ”
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“ Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. ”
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“ Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. ”
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“ I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. ”
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“ In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. ”
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“ A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. ”
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“ Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. ”
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“ The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. ”
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“ Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. ”
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“ I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. ”
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“ I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. ”
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“ In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. ”
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“ People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on. ”
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“ I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. ”
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“ Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. ”
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“ A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice. ”
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“ Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. ”
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“ The first. born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them. ”
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“ Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes. ”
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“ Yes, having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. ”
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“ No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. ”
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“ My children love my mother, and I tell my children ‘That is NOT the same woman I grew up with…that is an old woman trying to get into heaven now.’ ”
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“ Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap. on. a. rope. ”
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“ Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry. ”
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“ A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise. ”
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“ And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. ”
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“ No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. ”
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