Quotes of Samuel Hoffenstein - somelinesforyou

“ What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise, can you imagine what awful screeching? ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise, can you imagine what awful screeching? ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you're near. ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise, can you imagine what awful screeching? ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you're near. ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ Breathes there a man with hide so tough Who says two sexes aren't enough? ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise, can you imagine what awful screeching? ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise, can you imagine what awful screeching? ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you're near. ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise, can you imagine what awful screeching? ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you're near. ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise, can you imagine what awful screeching? ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise, can you imagine what awful screeching? ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein
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