Quotes of Haircut - somelinesforyou

“ Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. ”

- Unknown

“ You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut. ”

- Greenberg

“ You're only as good as your last haircut. ”

- Susan Lee

“ I'm the star of the show. I should have a decent haircut. ”

- David James Elliott

“ Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. ”

- Samuel Hoffenstein

“ Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ”

- Garrison Keillor

“ They're so lifelike, I became curiously fond of them. There was one little female velociraptor who had a cute haircut, but it was never anything more than holding hands - holding claws. ”

- Sam Neill

“ Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. ”

- P.G. Wodehouse

“ I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin. ”

- W. C. Fields

“ Remember the generational battles twenty years ago? Remember all the screaming at the dinner table about haircuts, getting jobs and the American dream? Well, our parents won. They're out living the American dream on some damned golf course in Vero Beach, and we're stuck with the jobs and haircuts. ”

- Gandhi
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