“ For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity. ”
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“ You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. ”
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“ Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work. ”
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“ This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. ”
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“ On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. ”
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“ The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. ”
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“ Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. ”
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“ The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. ”
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“ We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. ”
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“ I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth. ”
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“ That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election. ”
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“ The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. ”
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“ Even if you on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. ”
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“ Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ”
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“ Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like. ”
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“ Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. ”
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“ Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. ”
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“ The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket. ”
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“ Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need. ”
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“ If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. ”
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“ Liberty doesn’t work as well in practice as it does in speeches. ”
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“ We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. ”
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“ So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. ”
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“ Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. ”
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