“ There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ”
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“ There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. ”
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“ Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning. ”
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“ The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. ”
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“ That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. ”
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“ Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. ”
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“ Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. ”
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“ Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. ”
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“ Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. ”
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“ Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. ”
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“ Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. ”
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“ There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ”
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“ That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. ”
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“ The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity. ”
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“ Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. ”
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“ That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. ”
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“ Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. ”
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“ Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ”
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“ That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. ”
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“ Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. ”
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