“ Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. ”
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“ Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. ”
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“ Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. ”
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“ Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. ”
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“ More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. ”
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“ I don't want to say anything about my kids... but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name! ”
- Robert Orben- Copy
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“ More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. ”
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“ Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet. ”
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“ Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners. ”
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“ Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners. ”
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“ I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. ”
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“ With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal! ”
- Robert Orben- Copy
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“ I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. ”
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“ I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. ”
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“ It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years. ”
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“ I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around. ”
- Robert Orben- Copy
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“ My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. ”
- Robert Orben- Copy
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“ Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. ”
- Robert Orben- Copy
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“ Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. ”
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