“ The Park Avenue of poodles and polished brass; it is cab country, tip-town, glassville, a window-washer's paradise. ”
- Gay Talese- Copy
- 2.1K
“ It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. ”
- Erma Bombeck- Copy
- 2.3K
“ Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose. ”
- Dorothy Parker- Copy
- 376
“ Ford Motor Company's sluggish and piecemeal approach to its automotive responsibilities betrays motorists' safety. ”
- Ralph Nader- Copy
- 3.6K
“ What can I say, the best therapy for me was to get in my Marlboro car and drive it. ”
- Al Unser- Copy
- 2.9K
“ This is the only country that ever went to the poorhouse in an automobile. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
- 459
“ I've tried everything other than jumping out of a plane, but nothing gives you an adrenaline rush like racing a car. ”
- Nigel Mansell- Copy
- 2.5K
“ Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. ”
- Laurence Peter- Copy
- 1.7K
“ I lived on the top of one hill and the school was at the top of another hill. Nobody ever went to school by car-we didn't have any cars during the war. So that to and from school was itself a training. ”
- Roger Bannister- Copy
- 3.6K
“ The reason American cars don't sell anymore is that they have forgotten how to design the American Dream. What does it matter if you buy a car today or six months from now, because cars are not beautiful. That's why the American auto industry is in trouble: no design, no desire. ”
- Karl Lagerfeld- Copy
- 3.1K
“ These mothers should be impounded with their cars for the rest of time. ”
- Shirley MacLaine- Copy
- 3.1K
“ Once, I took a taxi. I hate those limousines. They stink and their drivers have been driving dead people to the cemeteries. ”
- Klaus Kinski- Copy
- 2.2K
“ Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive. ”
- Mike Myers- Copy
- 3.5K
“ When the armistice was declared American forces had fought their way to Sedan. ”
- Kelly Miller- Copy
- 481
“ I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. ”
- Mitch Hedberg- Copy
- 2.5K
“ Human beings, even multimillionaires, are complicated. Now, limousine liberals come in all hues. ”
- Stephen Hess- Copy
- 181
“ Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? ”
- Frank Carson- Copy
- 1.4K
“ I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. ”
- Frank Carson- Copy
- 86
“ Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn't do much for the auto-immune system. ”
- Stuart Stevens- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. ”
- Phyllis Diller- Copy
- 975
“ You know, a lot of people say they didn't want to die until the Red Sox won the World Series. Well, there could be a lot of busy ambulances tomorrow. ”
- Johnny Damon- Copy
- 3.6K
“ I love Nashville. I was down there recently, and I was talking to all the cab drivers, they're all songwriters, everybody's a songwriter down there. ”
- Arthur Godfrey- Copy
- 2.9K
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