Quotes of Auto

“ Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. ”

- George Burns

“ The Park Avenue of poodles and polished brass; it is cab country, tip-town, glassville, a window-washer's paradise. ”

- Gay Talese

“ It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. ”

- Erma Bombeck

“ Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose. ”

- Dorothy Parker

“ Ford Motor Company's sluggish and piecemeal approach to its automotive responsibilities betrays motorists' safety. ”

- Ralph Nader

“ What can I say, the best therapy for me was to get in my Marlboro car and drive it. ”

- Al Unser

“ This is the only country that ever went to the poorhouse in an automobile. ”

- Will Rogers

“ I've tried everything other than jumping out of a plane, but nothing gives you an adrenaline rush like racing a car. ”

- Nigel Mansell

“ Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. ”

- Laurence Peter

“ I like fast cars. And I like champions. ”

- Martina Hingis

“ I lived on the top of one hill and the school was at the top of another hill. Nobody ever went to school by car-we didn't have any cars during the war. So that to and from school was itself a training. ”

- Roger Bannister

“ The reason American cars don't sell anymore is that they have forgotten how to design the American Dream. What does it matter if you buy a car today or six months from now, because cars are not beautiful. That's why the American auto industry is in trouble: no design, no desire. ”

- Karl Lagerfeld

“ These mothers should be impounded with their cars for the rest of time. ”

- Shirley MacLaine

“ Once, I took a taxi. I hate those limousines. They stink and their drivers have been driving dead people to the cemeteries. ”

- Klaus Kinski

“ Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive. ”

- Mike Myers

“ I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed. ”

- Jimmy Fallon

“ When the armistice was declared American forces had fought their way to Sedan. ”

- Kelly Miller

“ I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. ”

- Mitch Hedberg

“ Benoit should get one adult first prize ”

- Bud Collins

“ Human beings, even multimillionaires, are complicated. Now, limousine liberals come in all hues. ”

- Stephen Hess

“ Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? ”

- Frank Carson

“ I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. ”

- Frank Carson

“ There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire. ”

- Murray Walker

“ Either the car is stationary, or it's on the move. ”

- Murray Walker

“ Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it. ”

- Tom Holt

“ Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn't do much for the auto-immune system. ”

- Stuart Stevens

“ Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. ”

- Phyllis Diller

“ You know, a lot of people say they didn't want to die until the Red Sox won the World Series. Well, there could be a lot of busy ambulances tomorrow. ”

- Johnny Damon

“ I love Nashville. I was down there recently, and I was talking to all the cab drivers, they're all songwriters, everybody's a songwriter down there. ”

- Arthur Godfrey

“ My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. ”

- Henry Youngman
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