Quotes of Frank Carson - somelinesforyou

“ Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? ”

- Frank Carson

“ I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. ”

- Frank Carson

“ I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. ”

- Frank Carson

“ So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. ”

- Frank Carson

“ So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. ”

- Frank Carson

“ Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it! ”

- Frank Carson

“ I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. ”

- Frank Carson

“ Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? ”

- Frank Carson

“ Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? ”

- Frank Carson

“ Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? ”

- Frank Carson

“ So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. ”

- Frank Carson

“ Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? ”

- Frank Carson

“ Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? ”

- Frank Carson

“ So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. ”

- Frank Carson

“ Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it! ”

- Frank Carson

“ I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. ”

- Frank Carson

“ So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. ”

- Frank Carson

“ So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. ”

- Frank Carson

“ Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? ”

- Frank Carson

“ Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? ”

- Frank Carson

“ I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. ”

- Frank Carson

“ I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. ”

- Frank Carson

“ I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. ”

- Frank Carson

“ Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? ”

- Frank Carson

“ Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it! ”

- Frank Carson

“ So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. ”

- Frank Carson
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