“ Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. ”
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“ It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. ”
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“ If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. ”
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“ Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. ”
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“ Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. ”
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“ Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. ”
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“ It’s a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I’d be rotten to the core. ”
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“ Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. ”
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“ Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. ”
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“ Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. ”
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“ Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. ”
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“ What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. ”
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“ Do not taste food while you’re cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it. ”
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“ It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. ”
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“ I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. ”
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“ I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. ”
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“ We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up. ”
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“ We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. ”
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“ Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. ”
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