“ It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. ”
- Drew Carey- Copy
- 349
“ I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people. ”
- Chelsea Handler- Copy
- 4K
“ Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any. ”
- John Callahan- Copy
- 1.6K
“ There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. ”
- Billy Joel- Copy
- 3.5K
“ Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. ”
- Woody Allen- Copy
- 2.8K
“ Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
- 1.3K
“ The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to get dressed up for it. ”
- Truman Capote- Copy
- 653
“ It’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up whom. ”
- Joan Rivers- Copy
- 1.5K
“ After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex. Of course, for some people it isn’t work because they need the exercise and they’ve got the energy for the sex and the sex gives them even more energy. Some people get energy from sex and some people lose energy from sex. I have found that it’s too much work. But if you have the time for it, and if you need that exercise—then you should do it. ”
- Andy Warhol- Copy
- 2.6K
“ Older women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. ”
- Ian Fleming- Copy
- 1K
“ I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. ”
- Erma Bombeck- Copy
- 3.9K
“ I’m at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. ”
- Rodney Dangerfield- Copy
- 3.4K
“ To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it. ”
- Cary Grant- Copy
- 3K
“ Things You Never Hear: Please stop sucking my dick or I’ll call the police. ”
- George Carlin- Copy
- 2.8K
“ I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they’ve always worked for me. ”
- Hunter S. Thompson- Copy
- 2.6K
“ I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ”
- Jay McInerney- Copy
- 1.9K
“ My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don’t have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we’ve both become lactose intolerant. ”
- Margaret Cho- Copy
- 2.7K
“ No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ”
- Abraham Lincoln- Copy
- 1.3K
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