“ Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up. ”
- Evelyn Hendrickson- Copy
- 3.6K
“ If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? ”
- Stephen Levine- Copy
- 1K
“ When I used to live in the Brewster Projects, I always thought it would be fantastic to have a phone. I would dream about a phone. ”
- Florence Ballard- Copy
- 544
“ For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. ”
- Johnny Carson- Copy
- 327
“ I haven't talked to Brian in a while. I don't even know his current phone number. ”
- Carl Wilson- Copy
- 1K
“ To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you're truly wireless. ”
- Ted Turner- Copy
- 3.4K
“ The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year, everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth. ”
- Lily Tomlin- Copy
- 3.7K
“ As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. ”
- Andy Rooney- Copy
- 148
“ My ideal day would be to get a good work out in, listen to music, talk to my family and friends on the phone, read and go to a good movie. ”
- Steve Nash- Copy
- 3.4K
“ A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone. ”
- Craig Kilborn- Copy
- 1.5K
“ It was a very spasmodic courtship, conducted mainly at long distance with a great clanking of coins in dozens of phone booths. ”
- Jackie Kennedy- Copy
- 3.7K
“ So we do software for watches, for phones, for TV sets, for cars. And some of these take a long time to catch on. ”
- Bill Gates- Copy
- 1.5K
“ The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. ”
- Fran Lebowitz- Copy
- 1.2K
“ Then my dial goes not true; I look this lark for a bunting. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
- 3.6K
“ Words from the past: "It's a clever idea, Mr. Bell, but don't wire us, we'll wire you.". ”
- Robert Brault- Copy
- 884
“ Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers. ”
- Ogden Nash- Copy
- 358
“ I'd rather sit down and write a letter than call someone up. I hate the telephone. ”
- Henry Miller- Copy
- 1.2K
“ As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. ”
- Fran Lebowitz- Copy
- 2.1K
“ I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end. ”
- Fred Couples- Copy
- 237
“ He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone. ”
- Earl Wilson- Copy
- 727
“ Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. ”
- Ambrose Bierce- Copy
- 299
“ I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone. ”
- Richard Armour- Copy
- 2.7K
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