Quotes of Lily Tomlin - somelinesforyou

“ Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ The road to success is always under construction. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ The road to success is always under construction. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ Remember we're all in this alone. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ For fast-acting relief try slowing down. ”

- Lily Tomlin

“ For fast-acting relief try slowing down. ”

- Lily Tomlin
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