Quotes of Joan Rivers

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Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.

- Joan Rivers

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“ The only time a man can do the right thing is right now. ”

- John Verdon

“ Often, we fabricate the people we love to make loving them more palatable; the fictionalized version of them reduces the awareness of truth. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Do not yearn to be popular; be exquisite. Do not desire to be famous; be loved. Do not take pride in being expected; be palpable, unmistakable. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ I spend most nights at home falling in love with the idea of you. ”

- Michael Faudet

“ To touch the soul of another human being is to walk on holy ground. ”

- Stephen Covey

“ Mysteries of attraction could not always be explained through logic. Sometimes the fractures in two separate souls became the very hinges that held them together. ”

- Lisa Kleypas

“ Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. ”

- Mae West

“ The purpose of literature is to turn blood into ink. ”

- T.S. Eliot

“ If you have kindness in your heart, you offer acts of kindness to touch the hearts of others wherever you go—whether they are random or planned. Kindness becomes a way of life. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment ”

- Norman Vincent Peale

“ You must learn to let go. Release the stress. You were never in control anyway. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid. ”

- Josephine Angelini

“ Life is an abstract art, and it’s up to you to make sense of it. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Your environment will eat your goals and plans for breakfast. ”

- Steve Pavlina

“ Everyone's time is limited. What matters most is to focus on what matters most. ”

- Roy Bennett

“ Relationships are like Rome difficult to start out, incredible during the prosperity of the 'golden age', and unbearable during the fall. Then, a new kingdom will come along and the whole process will repeat itself until you come across a kingdom like Egypt... that thrives, and continues to flourish. This kingdom will become your best friend, your soul mate, and your love. ”

- Helen Keller

“ Whether you know or not, you are the infinite potential of love, peace and joy ”

- Amit Ray

“ When you become the image of your own imagination, it's the most powerful thing you could ever do. ”

- RuPaul

“ He didn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ Changing a Habit is Never Difficult. Difficult is to Address Your Unwillingness to do it ”

- Vineet Raj Kapoor

“ It takes guts and humility to admit mistakes. Admitting we're wrong is courage, not weakness. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Love is like a gold mine, The deeper you dig in your heart, the more love you receive. ”

- Bzam

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss