“ Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. ”
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“ Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. ”
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“ You can say this for ready. mixes — the next generation isn’t going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make. ”
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“ Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. ”
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“ If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ”
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“ A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you’ve been taking. ”
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“ He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone. ”
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“ The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. ”
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“ A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ”
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“ For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings. ”
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“ He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone. ”
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“ Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas. ”
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“ Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done. ”
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“ Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. ”
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“ If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ”
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“ A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. ”
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“ Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death! - Earl Wilson. ”
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“ Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas. ”
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“ A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. ”
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“ Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty. ”
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“ Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. ”
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“ The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. ”
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“ Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas. ”
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“ Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. ”
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“ This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. ”
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“ Somebody figured it out — we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments. ”
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“ The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. ”
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“ Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. ”
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