Quotes of Bank

“ I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name. ”

- Paula Poundstone

“ A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. ”

- Bob Hope

“ A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. ”

- Robert Frost

“ Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. ”

- E. Joseph Crossman

“ I hate banks. They do nothing positive for anybody except take care of themselves. They're first in with their fees and first out when there's trouble. ”

- Harvey Goldsmith

“ I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I don't have that much time. ”

- Steven Wright

“ I want to keep audiences off balance, so they don't know who I am or how to take me. If I duck and weave, as Frank Bruno might say, I'll have a longer shelf life. ”

- Robert Carlyle

“ On a level plain, simple mounds look like hills; and the insipid flatness of our present bourgeoisie is to be measured by the altitude of its "great intellects.". ”

- Karl Marx

“ I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered… ”

- Thomas Jefferson

“ What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank? ”

- Bertolt Brecht

“ It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk. ”

- Bertolt Brecht

“ What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? ”

- Bertolt Brecht

“ O gold! I still prefer thee unto paper which makes bank credit like a bank of vapour. ”

- Calvin Coolidge

“ Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? ”

- Alan King

“ Civilization is a stream with banks. The stream is sometimes filled with blood from people killing, stealing, shouting and doing the things historians usually record, while on the banks, unnoticed, people build homes, make love, raise children, sing songs, write poetry and even whittle statues… ”

- William J. Durant

“ I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you go to confession and entrust your sins to the safe-keeping of the priest, do you ever come back for them? ”

- Jean Baudrillard

“ Once I was in Victoria, and I saw a very large house. They told me it was a bank and that the white men place their money there to be taken care of, and that by and by they got it back with interest. "We are Indians and we have no such bank; but when we have plenty of money or blankets, we give them away to other chiefs and people, and by and by they return them with interest, and our hearts feel good… ”

- Chief Maquinna

“ If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. ”

- Woody Allen

“ Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion. ”

- Jean Jacques Rousseau

“ People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold. ”

- John Jay Chapman

“ Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ When the reviews are bad, I tell myself that they can join me as I cry all the way to the bank. ”

- Liberace

“ My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties. ”

- Douglas William Jerrold

“ You draw nothing out of the bank of life except what you deposit in it. ”

- Unknown

“ A few miles south of Soledad, the Salinas River drops in close to the hillside bank and runs deep and green. ”

- John Steinbeck

“ A good idea plus capable men cannot fail; it is better than money in the bank. ”

- John Berry

“ A publisher is a specialized form of bank or building society, catering for customers who cannot cope with life and are therefore forced to write about it. ”

- Colin Haycraft

“ According to the Bank of England the economy is growing too fast so interest rates must rise to counter the supposed inflationary threat. ”

- Harry Enfield

“ Any general statement is like a check drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it. ”

- Ezra

“ Central banks don't have divine wisdom. They try to do the best analysis they can and must be prepared to stand or fall by the quality of that analysis. ”

- Eddie George
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