“ Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas. ”
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“ The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax. murderer. ”
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“ Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas. ”
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“ The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. ”
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“ It is my wish to die of unique causes, perhaps in a highspeed tricycle crash, a bizarre stapling incient, or as a result of inadvertently sucking my brains out through my ear while trying to untwist the vacuum hose. ”
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“ I think that's why they have so many relgious freaks in the airports...they even keep the flowers behind the counter 'Go, go my children...be fruitful and annoy.". ”
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“ I think that's why they have so many relgious freaks in the airports...they even keep the flowers behind the counter 'Go, go my children...be fruitful and annoy.". ”
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“ I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name. ”
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“ The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. ”
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“ The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. ”
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“ It's funny that we think of libraries as quiet demure places where we are shushed by dusty, bun-balancing, bespectacled women. The truth is libraries are raucous clubhouses for free speech, controversy and community. Librarians have stood up to the Patriot Act, sat down with noisy toddlers and reached out to illiterate adults… ”
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“ It's funny that we think of libraries as quiet demure places where we are shushed by dusty, bun-balancing, bespectacled women. The truth is libraries are raucous clubhouses for free speech, controversy and community. Librarians have stood up to the Patriot Act, sat down with noisy toddlers and reached out to illiterate adults… ”
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“ I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name. ”
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“ Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. ”
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“ I think that's why they have so many relgious freaks in the airports...they even keep the flowers behind the counter 'Go, go my children...be fruitful and annoy.". ”
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“ The position of First Lady has no rules, just precedent, so its evolution has been at a virtual standstill for years. If Martha Washington didn't do it, then no one is sure it should be done. ”
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“ The position of First Lady has no rules, just precedent, so its evolution has been at a virtual standstill for years. If Martha Washington didn't do it, then no one is sure it should be done. ”
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“ The position of First Lady has no rules, just precedent, so its evolution has been at a virtual standstill for years. If Martha Washington didn't do it, then no one is sure it should be done. ”
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“ The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. ”
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“ I have short-term memory loss, though I like to think of it as Presidential eligibility. ”
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“ There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and discipline. ”
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“ I think that's why they have so many relgious freaks in the airports...they even keep the flowers behind the counter 'Go, go my children...be fruitful and annoy.". ”
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“ There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and discipline. ”
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“ There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and discipline. ”
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“ I think that's why they have so many relgious freaks in the airports...they even keep the flowers behind the counter 'Go, go my children...be fruitful and annoy.". ”
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“ Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. ”
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“ Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas. ”
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“ The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. ”
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“ Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. ”
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