Quotes of Channel

“ And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first — an attempted suicide. ”

- Christine Chubbuck

“ Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in. ”

- Harold Robbins Haldeman

“ There's a very fine line between a groove and a rut; a fine line between eccentrics and people who are just plain nuts. ”

- Christine Lavin

“ The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough. ”

- Bill Maher

“ A strong man and a waterfall always channel their own path. ”

- Unknown

“ Goals help you channel your energy into action. ”

- Les Brown

“ Television is becoming a collage — there are so many channels that you move through them making a collage yourself. In that sense, everyone sees something a bit different. ”

- David Hockney

“ We are not cisterns made for hoarding; we are channels made for sharing. ”

- Billy Graham

“ I see my job as an actor to be as good a channel as I can be. Acting is a gift, and I have respect for it. ”

- Lili Taylor

“ And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch. ”

- Bible

“ The crowning fortune of a man is to be born to some pursuit which finds him employment and happiness, whether it be to make baskets, or broadswords, or canals, or statues, or songs. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ A rut is a grave with no ends. ”

- Alan Lampkin

“ Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die. ”

- Mel Brooks

“ Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. ”

- Tom Lehrer

“ Safe in a ditch he bides, With twenty trenched gashes on his head, The least a death to nature. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Journalists belong in the gutter because that is where the ruling classes throw their guilty secrets. ”

- Gerald Priestland

“ Vanity is what makes the man in a rut think he's in the groove. ”

- Evan Esar

“ Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. ”

- Earl Wilson

“ A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source. ”

- Arthur Baer

“ I do not care so much for the death of my gunner, as for other passages of my voyage, for I have good friends in England that will bring me off for that. ”

- William Kidd

“ A reformer is a man who rides through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat. ”

- James J. Walker

“ If I had listened to the critics I'd have died drunk in the gutter. ”

- Anton Chekhov

“ I took the canal zone and let congress debate, and while the debate goes on the canal does also. ”

- Theodore Roosevelt

“ What vast additions to the conveniences and comforts of living might mankind have acquired, if the money spent in wars had been employed in works of public utility; what an extension of agriculture even to the tops of our mountains; what rivers rendered navigable, or joined by canals; what bridges, aqueducts, new roads, and other public works, edifices, and improvements might not have been obtained by spending those millions in doing good, which in the last war have been spent in doing mischief. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ We can continue to try and clean up the gutters all over the world and spend all of our resources looking at just the dirty spots and trying to make them clean. Or we can lift our eyes up and look into the skies and move forward in an evolutionary way. ”

- Buzz Aldrin

“ The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. ”

- From ‘Taxi’

“ The position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel. ”

- Piet Mondrian

“ We will discover the nature of our particular genius when we stop trying to conform to our own or to other peoples' models, learn to be ourselves, and allow our natural channel to open. ”

- Shakti Gawain

“ Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving. ”

- Penn Jillette

“ I function as a channel from which music emerges from the chaos of noise. ”

- Vangelis
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