“ I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. ”
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“ Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. ”
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“ Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. ”
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“ If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one it will all have been worth the while. ”
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“ The Army has carried the American … ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. ”
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“ It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years. ”
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“ It's a sobering thought: When Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. ”
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“ Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. ”
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“ The Army has carried the American … ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. ”
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“ If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. ”
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“ Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. ”
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“ Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture. ”
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“ It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year. ”
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“ The Army has carried the American … ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. ”
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“ It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years. ”
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“ I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. ”
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“ I feel that if a person has problems communicating, the very least he can do is to shut up. ”
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“ If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. ”
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“ I wish people that have trouble communicating would just shut up! ”
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“ The Army has carried the American … ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. ”
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“ Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. ”
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“ The Army has carried the American … ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. ”
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“ If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. ”
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“ Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. ”
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“ I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! ”
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“ I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! ”
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