Quotes of Drain

“ The best thing for being sad is to learn something. ”

- Theodore White

“ One is hardly sensible of fatigue while he marches to music. ”

- Thomas Carlyle

“ A reformer is a man who rides through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat. ”

- James J. Walker

“ Always be yourself... unless you suck. ”

- joss whedon

“ If I had listened to the critics I'd have died drunk in the gutter. ”

- Anton Chekhov

“ The sun, too, shines into cesspools, and is not polluted. ”

- Cervantes

“ Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. ”

- Tom Lehrer

“ Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die. ”

- Mel Brooks

“ Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of its strength. ”

- Corrie ten Boom

“ Junk is the ideal product… the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy. ”

- William S. Burroughs

“ A reformer is a guy who rides through the sewer in a glass bottom boat. ”

- Mayor Jimmy Walker

“ The question arises... whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. ”

- Florynce R. Kennedy

“ Gin was mother's milk to her. ”

- George Bernard Shaw

“ London! the needy villain's general home, The common sewer of Paris and of Rome! With eager thirst, by folly or by fate, Sucks in the dregs of each corrupted state. ”

- Samuel Johnson

“ She knows as well as anyone that pity, having played, soon tires. ”

- Edwin Arlington Robinson

“ Private passions tire and exhaust themselves, public ones never. ”

- Alphonse de Lamartine

“ A reformer is a guy who rides through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat. ”

- James Walker

“ The sun, too, shines into cesspools and is not polluted. ”

- Diogenes

“ I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. ”

- Andy Rooney

“ A lot of people would rather tour sewers than visit their cousins. ”

- Jane Howard

“ Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck. ”

- joss whedon

“ Who can exhaust a man? Who knows a man's resources? ”

- Jean Paul Sartre

“ To let politics become a cesspool, and then avoid it because it is a cesspool, is a double crime. ”

- Howard Crosby

“ There is nothing that saps one's confidence as the knowing how to do a thing. ”

- Mark Twain

“ The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. ”

- John Madden

“ We fought through any fatigue. Then, we knocked our shots down. ”

- Steve Nash

“ Using the commons as a cesspool does not harm the general public under frontier conditions, because there is no public, the same behavior in a metropolis is unbearable. ”

- Garrett Hardin

“ Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. ”

- Rodney Dangerfield

“ We're not expanding the recall. All the attorneys general's intention was, was to let consumers know there was this list of tires out there and that folks who have the tires do have some options. ”

- Jennifer Granholm
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