Quotes of Mark Twain

“ It may be called the Master Passion, the hunger for self-approval. ”

- Mark Twain

“ The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself. ”

- Mark Twain

“ The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself. ”

- Mark Twain

“ When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. ”

- Mark Twain

“ My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Anyone who stops learning is old, whether twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing you can do is keep your mind young. ”

- Mark Twain

“ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Procrastinate now, don’t put it off. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. ”

- Mark Twain

“ If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. ”

- Mark Twain

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one. ”

- Mark Twain

“ By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I mean. ”

- Mark Twain

“ By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ”

- Mark Twain

“ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before. ”

- Mark Twain

“ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. ”

- Mark Twain

“ The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession. ”

- Mark Twain

“ All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. ”

- Mark Twain

“ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress. ”

- Mark Twain
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