Quotes of Ignoramus - somelinesforyou

“ To generalize is to be an idiot. To particularize is the alone distinction of merit. General knowledge are those knowledge that idiots possess. ”

- Sir William Blake

“ April comes like an idiot, babbling and stewing flowers. ”

- Edna St. Vincent Millay

“ User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot.". ”

- Dave Barry

“ Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it. ”

- Elbert Hubbard

“ I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. ”

- Jimmy Fallon

“ Linux is not user-friendly. It _is_ user-friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly. ”

- Unknown

“ A fool or idiot is one who expects things to happen that never can happen. ”

- George Eliot

“ Only idiots refuse to change their minds. ”

- Brigitte Bardot

“ Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows that they have not been few or little, I think that I have been the biggest. ”

- Isak Dinesen

“ The majority of pop stars are complete idiots in every respect. ”

- Marquis de Sade

“ We got a lot of idiots. ”

- George Moore

“ I'm all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius. ”

- Leo Szilard

“ A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world. ”

- John le Carré

“ Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose. ”

- Blake Edwards

“ I never invite idiots to my house. ”

- Elizabeth Montagu

“ I've had great success being a total idiot. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ They show them painted and acting like idiots on the TV, so they keep acting like idiots. ”

- Paul Westphal

“ For passion, be it observed, brings insight with it; it can give a sort of intelligence to simpletons, fools, and idiots, especially during youth. ”

- Honore de Balzac

“ We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. ”

- Unknown

“ Don't Keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. ”

- Jimmy Fallon

“ We must fight as a race for everything that makes for a better country and a better world. We are dreaming idiots and trusting fools to do anything less. ”

- Ralph Bunche

“ Is being an idiot like being high all the time? ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot. ”

- Leo Durocher

“ Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst. ”

- Kin Hubbard

“ We have lost the art of living; and in the most important science of all, the science of daily life, the science of behavior, we are complete ignoramuses. We have psychology instead. ”

- D. H. Lawrence

“ I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. ”

- Steve Martin

“ Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, andanyone going faster than you is a moron. ”

- George Carlin

“ When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes. ”

- Dylan Thomas

“ I'm a one-man idiot. ”

- Eddie Izzard
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