Quotes of Jerry Lewis - somelinesforyou

“ I've had great success being a total idiot. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ I've had great success being a total idiot. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ The Doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ I spent a half-million dollars just traveling, doing, trying bringing doctors to me. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ While the needs of 'my kids' are with us all year round, Hurricane Katrina is a national disaster on a scale that's difficult to comprehend. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ The information we have is that the suspect was firing randomly at anybody going by, any student going by. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ While the needs of 'my kids' are with us all year round, Hurricane Katrina is a national disaster on a scale that's difficult to comprehend. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ I don't know what they are going to be, but they are going to be historic. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ I don't know what they are going to be, but they are going to be historic. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ It's really is a miracle. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ While the needs of 'my kids' are with us all year round, Hurricane Katrina is a national disaster on a scale that's difficult to comprehend. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ It will be the greatest appropriations outlay for a disaster in the history of doing this. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ It's really is a miracle. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ While the needs of 'my kids' are with us all year round, Hurricane Katrina is a national disaster on a scale that's difficult to comprehend. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ I don't know what they are going to be, but they are going to be historic. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ I don't know what they are going to be, but they are going to be historic. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ I've had great success being a total idiot. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ I've had great success being a total idiot. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. ”

- Jerry Lewis

“ It's really is a miracle. ”

- Jerry Lewis
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