Quotes of George Carlin

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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, andanyone going faster than you is a moron.

- George Carlin

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“ Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. ”

- Thomas Jefferson

“ Tomorrow I will run more courageously, more outrageously. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ There are no trips to your past that are free ”

- Michalopoulos Angelos

“ If you want a future that makes you happy, if you want a world that you’re excited about, get your ass out there and earn it. ”

- Tom Bilyeu

“ Love touched her heart, and lo! It beats high, and burns with such brave hearts. ”

- Richard Crawshaw

“ Every man is a boyfriend. But some people do not have the ability to become husbands. ”

- Sajal Ahmed

“ I've always kept one emotional suitcase packed. With you, I live out of one, every day, and I keep a cab on speed dial. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ ...most of the time, all you have is the moment, and the imperfect love of the people around you. ”

- Anne Lamott

“ Drunk and alone and hopelessly in love with the idea that someday somehow it might just get better. ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ Love is like a gold mine, The deeper you dig in your heart, the more love you receive. ”

- Bzam

“ You are attracted to the love you didn't receive as a child ”

- Jodi Ann Quarrie

“ My poetry has been engraved with your name And my heart is by your memory scarred ”

- Zubair Ahsan

“ My love for you does not recognize boundaries, distances, borders, or timezones! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ I love my attitude problem. ”

- Unknown

“ That's a misconception, Lennie. The sky is everywhere, it begins at your feet. ”

- Jandy Nelson

“ Love is a panacea for a wound that never stops weeping. ”

- Kilroy J. Oldster

“ Remember when your heart is empty, don’t fill it with lies and deception. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. ”

- Erich Segal

“ Education must not simply teach work – it must teach Life. ”

- W. E. B. Du Bois

“ A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ I spend most nights at home falling in love with the idea of you. ”

- Michael Faudet

“ Everyone's time is limited. What matters most is to focus on what matters most. ”

- Roy Bennett