“ But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog is saying, "Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!" "Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry. ”
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“ But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog is saying, "Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!" "Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry. ”
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“ And there is a rule in every major religion, called the Golden Rule. Essentially: treat other people the way you’d like to be treated yourself. If we all did this, the whole world would work instantaneously. Praying, meditation—fine. But just follow the Golden Rule and the whole world works. Making the world work could be that simple. ”
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“ So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel! ”
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“ PiAno,piAno' It's not a bloody piano, its a clarenARt...you weird talking person. ”
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“ PiAno,piAno' It's not a bloody piano, its a clarenARt...you weird talking person. ”
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“ Ello, Sue. I've got legs. Do you like bread? I've got a French loaf. Bye! I love you. ”
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“ If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. ”
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“ If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. ”
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“ You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants. ”
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“ You know, Catholicism, we believed in the teachings of Cathol, and everything it stood for. ”
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“ You know, Catholicism, we believed in the teachings of Cathol, and everything it stood for. ”
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“ You know, Catholicism, we believed in the teachings of Cathol, and everything it stood for. ”
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