“ I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. ”
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“ Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. ”
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“ Frankly, I'm in shock. I just can't believe it...even though I had every reason to expect it. ”
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“ Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. ”
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“ If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. ”
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“ It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. ”
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“ Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. That's me. But to my wife. ”
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“ By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions? ”
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“ Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. ”
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“ Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. ”
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“ It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. ”
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“ By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions? ”
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“ It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. ”
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“ It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. ”
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“ It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. ”
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“ I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. ”
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“ Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one? ”
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“ If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. ”
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“ It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. ”
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“ It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. ”
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“ I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. ”
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“ Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. ”
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“ Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one? ”
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