Quotes of Jackie Mason

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It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

- Jackie Mason

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“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ Before, I wanted to say: "I found love!" But now, I want to say: "I found a person. And he belongs to me and I belong to him. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ Motorbike Poem by Malay Roy Choudhury I am on motorbike yezdi yamaha when flanked by horizon gallop backwards through sand blizzard tinsel clouds explode at my feet without helmet and speedsplit air at eighty in midsummer simoon each soundcart recedes onrushing lorries flee in a flash No time to brood but Yes accident expected anytime may even turn into a junkheap in a droughtnursed field. Translation of Bengali original 'Motor Cycle ”

- Malay Roychoudhury

“ My young sisters, we have such hope for you. We have such great expectations for you. Don't settle for less than what the Lord wants you to be... Give me a young woman who loves home and family, who reads and ponders the scriptures daily, who has a burning testimony of the Book of Mormon... Give me a young woman who is virtuous and who has maintained her personal purity, who will not settle for less than a temple marriage, and I will give you a young woman who will perform miracles for the Lord now and throughout eternity. ”

- Ezra

“ The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person’s life. ”

- William Wordsworth

“ That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much. ”

- Robert Louis Stevenson

“ If every life is a river, then it's little wonder that we do not even notice the changes that occur until we are far out in the darkest sea. One day you look around and nothing is familiar, not even your own face. My name once meant daughter, grandaughter, friend, sister, beloved. Now those words mean only what their letters spell out; Star in the night sky. Truth in the darkness. I have crossed over to a place where I never thought I'd be. I am someone I would have never imagined. A secret. A dream. I am this, body and soul. Burn me. Drown me. Tell me lies. I will still be who I am. ”

- Alice Hoffman

“ Repentance is not at an end, Instead it’s the beginning of how it ends. ”

- Yeth Bisto

“ We werent exactly lovers yet, But we were a little more then friends. We just kept meeting at the wrong time, but our connection never ends. ”

- Nikki Rowe

“ Gratitude is not love. Don’t mix the two because they are not the same. ”

- Frank Matobo

“ Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. ”

- George Edward Woodberry

“ Family where life begins & love never ends. ”

- Unknown

“ To the wellorganized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ My mama always used to tell me: ‘If you can’t find somethin’ to live for, you best find somethin’ to die for.’ ”

- Tupac Shakur

“ I will love you even when I am dust on the wind. ”

- Nalini Singh

“ Tucker strokes my hair. There's something so tender about the gesture. It might as well have been him whispering I love you. ”

- Cynthia Hand

“ Enmity builds walls; love builds bridges. Enlightenment is the highway to world peace. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ We need hearts with restored empathy And homes with restored hope ”

- Hendrith Vanlon Smith Jr

“ If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. ”

- Ernest Hemingway

“ sometimes the unknown is better for all involved ”

- Azelene Williams

“ What we have once enjoyed we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. ”

- Helen Keller

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ Live your life, no matter what that life is. ”

- Corey Taylor

“ Live every day like it’s your last. ”

- Unknown

“ When you know my love, my love will warm you. ”

- Ruby Dee