Quotes of Jackie Mason

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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

- Jackie Mason

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“ Love shapes who you are in many ways. Its presence or absence in our youth impacts our adulthood, which impacts our future generations; the cycle has to be restarted somewhere. ”

- Hani Selim

“ The art of existence is to find a sensation of spiritual expansion that makes you larger than existence itself. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ A good idea always attracts other good ideas. ”

- Patrick Ness

“ Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. ”

- George Edward Woodberry

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

“ The evolutionary algorithm of all life on earth is written in this universal language we call love. ”

- Wald Wassermann

“ To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ Anything that makes weak physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison. ”

- Swami Vivekananda

“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ Her smile was innocent and naive as if she didn’t know anything other than to love and be kind to others. ”

- Mariyam Hasnain

“ God does not ask about our ability, but our availability. ”

- Unknown

“ Love brings to light a lover's noble and hidden qualitieshis rare and exceptional traits: it is thus liable to be deceptive of his normal qualities. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ Changing a Habit is Never Difficult. Difficult is to Address Your Unwillingness to do it ”

- Vineet Raj Kapoor

“ When you are content to be simply yourself and don’t compare or compete, everybody will respect you. ”

- Plato

“ How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em. ”

- Shel Silverstein

“ You can never plan the future by the past. ”

- Edmund Burke

“ A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on. Ideas have endurance without death. ”

- John F. Kennedy

“ Until you step into the unknown, you don’t know what you’re made of. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ”

- Voltaire

“ Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. ”

- Winston Churchill

“ Mysteries of attraction could not always be explained through logic. Sometimes the fractures in two separate souls became the very hinges that held them together. ”

- Lisa Kleypas

“ In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart. I simply can’t build up my hopes on a foundation consisting of confusion, misery and death. ”

- Anne Frank

“ If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. ”

- John Atkinson

“ That which we persist in doing becomes easier to do, not that the nature of the thing has changed but that our power to do has increased. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson