Quotes of Jackie Mason

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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

- Jackie Mason

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“ He didn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. ”

- Augustine of Hippo

“ We love those who admire us, but not those whom we admire. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ Do your duty and a little more and the future will take care of itself. ”

- Andrew Carnegie

“ You are everything I never knew I always wanted. ”

- Fools Rush In

“ Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Eventually you will come to understand that love heals everything, and love is all there is. ”

- Gary Zukav

“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards

“ Now, I return to this young fellow. And the communication I have got to make is, that he has great expectations. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ You must learn to let go. Release the stress. You were never in control anyway. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ FORGET SWAG, I'VE GOT SHAKARA', ”

- Genereux Philip

“ Remember, if you don’t do anything – if you don’t change the way your mind works and direct your subconscious mind to create the life you want – then everything stays the same, nothing changes. ”

- Steve Backley

“ An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. ”

- William Bernbach

“ The human tendency is to resemble or imitate those we admire; the common result is the delusion, that to emulate another’s personality creates a pseudo persona, measurably dissimilar from our own. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ When your only competition is becoming a better you, you will always win the game. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much. ”

- Robert Louis Stevenson

“ All for one and one for all. ”

- Alexandre Dumas

“ About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all. ”

- Rita Mae Brown

“ Our own selfesteem is something we can actually twist in whatever way we want. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ If you suddenly stumble upon the right door, you will not be able to recognize that it is right. ”

- Osho

“ Attitude is a choice. Happiness is a choice. Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a choice. Respect is a choice. Whatever choice you make makes you. Choose wisely. ”

- Roy T. Bennett