Quotes of Jackie Mason

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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

- Jackie Mason

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“ All worries are less with wine. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ How do I say “I miss you” in a way that will make your heart ache as mine does? ”

- Unknown

“ The New England conscience doesn't keep you from doing what you shouldn't-it just keeps you from enjoying it. ”

- Cleveland Amory

“ Unrequited love’s a bore. ”

- Lorenz Hart

“ Dream so big you get uncomfortable telling smallminded people. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them. ”

- John Updike

“ Love yourself, whatever makes you different, and use it to make you stand out. Mine is my voice and the fact that I’m gay: well, the fact that I’m flamboyantly gay. ”

- Ross Mathews

“ Love touched her heart, and lo! It beats high, and burns with such brave hearts. ”

- Richard Crawshaw

“ Looks like to me we all begin and end in the same place. Perhaps we could love each other a little bit more along the way. ”

- Clyde Lee Dennis

“ If you want a future that makes you happy, if you want a world that you’re excited about, get your ass out there and earn it. ”

- Tom Bilyeu

“ There is a distinct, awful pain that comes with loving someone more than they love you. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ The desires of man are frequently more influential than their rational thought. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Reading is life, Reading is knowledge, Reading Is Everything. ”

- Ezra Heft

“ The one that’s different often has the odds stacked against them but usually ends up with the biggest rewards so it’s always worth it. ”

- TorronLee Dewar

“ Do it big, do it right, and do it with style. ”

- Fried Astaire

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

“ When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you’ll be successful. ”

- Eric Thomas

“ Yet there are moments when the walls of the mind grow thin; when nothing is unabsorbed, and I could fancy that we might blow so vast a bubble that the sun might set and rise in it and we might take the blue of midday and the black of midnight and be cast off and escape from here and now. ”

- Virginia Woolf

“ When you become the image of your own imagination, it's the most powerful thing you could ever do. ”

- RuPaul

“ Superhuman effort isn't worth a damn unless it achieves results. ”

- Ernest Shackleton

“ Damn right you are. Tinley, you know I love you, and I want nothing but the best for you. But you are only as capable as you believe you are. I know you could do anything you want to in this world, but you have to want it and tell yourself you can actually do it. Stop second guessing yourself and let yourself live. Truly live. ”

- Alexandria Bishop

“ I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ The true miracle lies in our eagerness to allow, appreciate, and honor the uniqueness, and freedom of each sentient being to sing the song of their heart. ”

- Amit Ray

“ Freedom comes from a sense of empowerment. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ Do the best, give the best and leave the rest to run after you! ”

- Garima Yonzon