Quotes of Jackie Mason

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Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

- Jackie Mason

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“ I do love nothing in the world so well as you is not that strange? ”

- William Shakespeare

“ If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. ”

- Unknown

“ If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace. ”

- John Lennon

“ Society will always be too fragile to accept us for all that makes us beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t get very far until you change it. ”

- Unknown

“ Those we love never truly leave us, Harry. There are things that death cannot touch. ”

- Jack Thorne

“ ?Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ”

- Voltaire

“ To pay gratitude, sign of generosity. ”

- Shekhar Srivastava

“ There is nothing higher than love, and nothing lower than ignorance. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Rise as a human being live as a legend work as a Messiah and you shall see the bright glorious change all around you. ”

- Abhijit Naskar

“ Art is in the act, not the product. Products simply provide a means to continue the process, a loan of sorts from the buyer. Now the Art is in the hands of the buyer who transforms a simple act as a gift of time to the artist. I for one can not say which is more beautiful. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ A daily dose of daydreaming heals the heart, soothes the soul, and strengthens the imagination. ”

- Richelle E. Goodrich

“ A life lived in love will never be dull. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ The superior man thinks only of virtue; the common man thinks only of comfort. ”

- Confucius

“ If I love you more than you love me, I’m as good as dead. Yet I can’t make myself take it back. I can’t just walk away from you, because every time you pass by me without smiling, without touching my hand, or at least making eye contact, it feels like I’m dying inside. ”

- Rachel Vincent

“ That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much. ”

- Robert Louis Stevenson

“ There is a distinct, awful pain that comes with loving someone more than they love you. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you. ”

- Walt Whitman

“ I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ It’s only after you’ve stepped outside your comfort zone that you begin to change, grow, and transform. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Love alone could waken love. ”

- Pearl S. Buck

“ Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ The beautiful thing about love is that you just need to plant it once and nurture it and it shall bloom into blossoms that would cover the valleys. ”

- Hermann J. Steinherr