Quotes of Jackie Mason

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If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

- Jackie Mason

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“ I love you and it’s getting worse. ”

- Joseph E. Morris

“ What I stand for is what I stand on. ”

- Wendell Berry

“ Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force but through persistence. ”

- Ovid

“ If you get tired, learn to rest, not to quit. ”

- Banksy

“ Your big opportunity may be right where you are now. ”

- Napoleon Hill

“ There’s only so many variations on the basics of human relationships. To me, it’s all about the detail and how you tell the story. How you say, ‘I love you.’ ”

- K. Flay

“ Faith is taking the first step even when you can’t see the whole staircase. ”

- Martin Luther King

“ At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. ”

- Plato

“ Tucker strokes my hair. There's something so tender about the gesture. It might as well have been him whispering I love you. ”

- Cynthia Hand

“ If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. ”

- William Arthur Ward

“ A life lived in love will never be dull. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ If I envision a just, fair future, I must behave justly and fairly today. ”

- Elena Aguilar

“ Our children will be counted, and justice will be served. Our babies deserve a fair chance at life. We are our children’s groundbreakers; therefore, we cannot give up. We might run out of breath but we must have the willpower when moving forward to fight for our children’s voices to be heard. Bullying is not accepted ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ There will be tough workouts when the athlete has to really dig deep, believe, and not give up when the pain seems too much. The athlete can respond in one of two ways: Yield to the pain and selfdoubt or decide that fear will not determine his or her potential. It's hard (and usually uncomfortable) work breaking through old barriers and selfdefeating thought patterns to see meaningful progress, and fear is an absolutely natural response, but you can't let it become a limiter. ”

- Siri Lindley

“ To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ”

- William M. Thackery

“ Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. ”

- Helen Keller

“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ The human tendency is to resemble or imitate those we admire; the common result is the delusion, that to emulate another’s personality creates a pseudo persona, measurably dissimilar from our own. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ The only shortcut I have found to life is to sharpen my teeth on the bones of the wise. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ Don’t marry him. Don’t be with him. Be with me. ”

- Jenny Han

“ Stop hating yourself for everything you aren’t and start loving yourself for everything you already are. ”

- Unknown

“ Isn't it strange how we all start as strangers? Fall in love, share infinities, hurt each other, fall out of love to eventually end as the strangers we once were? ”

- Fiphie