“ There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. ”
- Peter Drucker- Copy
“ A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice. ”
- Bill Cosby- Copy
“ Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
“ It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. ”
- Woody Allen- Copy
“ You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer “yes" without having asked any clear question. ”
- Albert Camus- Copy
“ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it’s limits. ”
- Albert Einstein- Copy
“ From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. ”
- Winston Churchill- Copy
“ Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure. ”
- George Carlin- Copy
“ Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it’s always, who’s responsible for this? ”
- Jerry Seinfeld- Copy
“ I may be drunk, but in the morning I’ll be sober and you’ll still be ugly. ”
- Winston Churchill- Copy
“ If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ”
- Flip Wilson- Copy
“ I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying. ”
- Woody Allen- Copy
“ People who didn’t need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn’t need people. ”
- Terry Pratchett- Copy
“ Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second. best policy. ”
- George Carlin- Copy
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