Quotes of Rice - somelinesforyou

“ Note the three most important Cabinet positions. Rice said that it was better to find the weapons of mass destruction than to see a mushroom cloud. ”

- Andrew Greeley

“ If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli. ”

- Dominic Monaghan

“ Condoleezza Rice, the national security adviser, is right there… she's in town because her father was at Johnson Smith College… and she was delivering a speech there. ”

- Al Michaels

“ We ran up the hills where, as you looked down toward the sea, the flooded rice fields lay shining in the sunlight like a broken mirror. ”

- Colin McPhee

“ And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart, And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. ”

- Edward Lear

“ Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A chinese man threw up on me. ”

- Phyllis Diller

“ Rosie's is as simple as a hubcap and as unpretentious as its own rice pudding. ”

- Francis X. Clines

“ Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. ”

- Dave Barry

“ I do not believe, given her past decisions and comments on the reasons to go to war in Iraq, that Dr. Rice will be able to represent the United States without a predetermined bias from the war. ”

- Daniel Akaka

“ I am a bad, wicked man, but I am practicing moral self-purification; I don't eat meat any more, I now eat rice cutlets. ”

- Vladimir Lenin

“ To become a celebrity is to become a brand name. There is Ivory Soap, Rice Krispies, and Philip Roth. Ivory is the soap that floats; Rice Krispies the breakfast cereal that goes snap-crackle-pop; Philip Roth the Jew who masturbates with a piece of liver. ”

- Philip Roth

“ I met Little Walter before I started recording. He was around Chicago. He used to play Chicago in a place called Jew Town. That's on the streets. He was a great harp player but he didn't have the Walter style then, he had John Lee Williams, Sonny Boy, not Rice Miller, he was playin' on that style… ”

- Muddy Waters

“ It is easy to love the people far away. It is not always easy to love those close to us. It is easier to give a cup of rice to relieve hunger than to relieve the loneliness and pain of someone unloved in our own home. Bring love into your home for this is where our love for each other must start. ”

- Harold Ross

“ Where I'm from we don't trust paper. Wealth is what's here on the premisis. If I open a cupboard and see, say, 30 cans of tomato sauce and a five-pound bag of rice, I get a little thrill of well-being-much more so than if I take a look at the quarterly dividend report from my mutual fund. ”

- Garrison Keillor

“ Condoleezza Rice insists that all she wants be is the best secretary of state she can be, and can't imagine running for president. Perhaps. But a lot of other people have no trouble imagining it. Four years is an eternity in politics, and the secretary of state has a lot of heavy lifting ahead. ”

- Suzanne Fields
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