Quotes of Dave Barry

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

- Dave Barry

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“ When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ Everyday of your life is a another lesson. If you learn the lesson well and apply it; whether positive or negative, you determine what happens in your tomorrow. ”

- David Kofi Awusi

“ Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. ”

- Thomas Jefferson

“ All things are difficult before they are easy. ”

- Thomas Fuller

“ So many reasons to hate and still I choose to love anyway... ”

- Samiha Totanji

“ Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ”

- Voltaire

“ I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ Live your life, no matter what that life is. ”

- Corey Taylor

“ Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. ”

- Mae West

“ Your best creative assets do not occur unless you do a mental shift. You have to be in a positive frame of mind because inspiration is fleeting. I walk to work for inspiration and to clear my mind. ”

- Ron Ben Israel

“ Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Sometimes, as we're stumbling along in the dark, we hit something good. ”

- Susan Ee

“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards

“ I marinate my life in gratitude, creativity and love. What about you? ”

- Francis Shenstone

“ Stop hating yourself for everything you aren’t and start loving yourself for everything you already are. ”

- Unknown

“ A lot goes into everything but sometimes you have to sacrifice everything in order to achieve a lot. ”

- Kayambila Mpulamasaka

“ She was right about something else too," Dimitri said after a long pause. My back was to him, but there was a strange quality to his voice that made me turn around. "What's that?" I asked. "That I do still love you." With that one sentence, everything in the universe changed. ”

- Richelle Mead

“ Love is blind, they say–but isn’t it more that love makes us see too much? Isn’t it more that love floods our brain with sights and sounds, so that everything looks bigger, brighter, more lovely than ever before? ”

- Susan Fletcher Eve Green

“ There’s only so many variations on the basics of human relationships. To me, it’s all about the detail and how you tell the story. How you say, ‘I love you.’ ”

- K. Flay

“ the saddest thing is to be a minute to someone, when you've made them your eternity. ”

- Sanober Khan

“ A heart filled with anger has no room for love. ”

- Joan Lunden

“ You know her well. People are harder to sum up when you know them well. ”

- Veronica Roth

“ I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ A good idea always attracts other good ideas. ”

- Patrick Ness

“ Fake it 'till you make it. ”

- Gayle Forman