Quotes of Phyllis Diller

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Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A chinese man threw up on me.

- Phyllis Diller

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“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present ”

- Lao tzu

“ Love is not a feeling of happiness. Love is a willingness to sacrifice. ”

- Michael Novak

“ We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again. ”

- Rick Riordan

“ Education must not simply teach work – it must teach Life. ”

- W. E. B. Du Bois

“ Mythology is not a lie, mythology is poetry, it is metaphorical. It has been well said that mythology is the penultimate truthpenultimate because the ultimate cannot be put into words. It is beyond words. Beyond images, beyond that bounding rim of the Buddhist Wheel of Becoming. Mythology pitches the mind beyond that rim, to what can be known but not told. ”

- Joseph Campbell

“ A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ I would die for you. But I won't live for you. ”

- Stephen Chbosky

“ You can't stop dreaming just because the night never seems to end. ”

- Curtis Tyrone Jones

“ If you can dream it, you can do it. Always remember that this whole thing was started with a dream and a mouse. ”

- Walt Disney

“ I do not write feelings, emotions I do not write after that day, about love anything I do not write my silence scream somewhere inside me there are my bloody wounds on paper words I do not write ”

- Mohammed Zaki Ansari

“ Changing a Habit is Never Difficult. Difficult is to Address Your Unwillingness to do it ”

- Vineet Raj Kapoor

“ Your love needs no explanation, and their sin does not deserve your revenge. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ Give the ones you love wings to fly, roots to come back and reasons to stay. ”

- Dalai Lama XIV

“ The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. ”

- Karl Lagerfeld

“ When you become the image of your own imagination, it's the most powerful thing you could ever do. ”

- RuPaul

“ Love is like a gold mine, The deeper you dig in your heart, the more love you receive. ”

- Bzam

“ What you meet in another being is the projection of your own level of evolution. ”

- Ram Dass

“ My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ The only time we can effect an action is now. So learn from the past, have a vision for your future but act NOW. Today will soon be your past so don’t miss your present. ? ”

- Andrea McGibbon

“ If music be the food of love, play on. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Relationships are like Rome difficult to start out, incredible during the prosperity of the 'golden age', and unbearable during the fall. Then, a new kingdom will come along and the whole process will repeat itself until you come across a kingdom like Egypt... that thrives, and continues to flourish. This kingdom will become your best friend, your soul mate, and your love. ”

- Helen Keller

“ That which we persist in doing becomes easier to do, not that the nature of the thing has changed but that our power to do has increased. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson