Quotes of Pets

“ If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. ”

- Alfred North Whitehead

“ We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words. ”

- Anna Sewell

“ I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. ”

- August Strindberg

“ Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. ”

- Charles M. Schulz

“ It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? ”

- Eleanor H. Porter

“ If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. ”

- Fran Lebowitz

“ No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. ”

- Fran Lebowitz

“ Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. ”

- George Eliot

“ Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture. ”

- Jacquelyn Mitchard

“ Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. ”

- Jeff Valdez

“ Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. ”

- Joe Gores

“ My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money. ”

- Joe Weinstein

“ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ”

- Mark Twain

“ We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us. ”

- Maurice Maeterlinck

“ A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. ”

- Ogden Nash

“ On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. ”

- Peter Steiner

“ I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ”

- Rita Rudner

“ A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. ”

- Robert Benchley

“ I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ”

- Sir Winston Churchill

“ Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. ”

- Sue Murphy

“ Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. ”

- Unknown
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