Quotes of Joe Weinstein

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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.

- Joe Weinstein

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“ Each of us is an innkeeper who decides if there is room for Jesus! ”

- Neal A. Maxwell

“ Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. ”

- Mae West

“ Unrequited love’s a bore. ”

- Lorenz Hart

“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin

“ Remember, darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good. ”

- P.C. Cast

“ Love touched her heart, and lo! It beats high, and burns with such brave hearts. ”

- Richard Crawshaw

“ Whether you know or not, you are the infinite potential of love, peace and joy ”

- Amit Ray

“ Are you asking me to undress, Tris?' A nervous laugh gurgles from my throat. 'Only ... partially ”

- Veronica Roth

“ Never worry a bit in Life. Always be full of merriment. ”

- sharda sriram

“ Love isn't a feeling or emotion that changes timely, it's everlasting... ”

- Gandhi

“ I will love you even when I am dust on the wind. ”

- Nalini Singh

“ You are everything I never knew I always wanted. ”

- Fools Rush In

“ Be supportive of others the way you would want them to be supportive of you. ”

- Ken Poirot

“ Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. ”

- Joan Crawford

“ I keep thinking about this river somewhere, with the water moving really fast. And these two people in the water, trying to hold onto each other, holding on as hard as they can, but in the end it’s just too much. The current’s too strong. They’ve got to let go, drift apart. ”

- Kazuo Ishiguro

“ If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. ”

- John Atkinson

“ Close your eyes, take your time and listen. ”

- Maxime Lagacé

“ Love alone could waken love. ”

- Pearl S. Buck

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ My sister will die over and over again for the rest of my life. Grief is forever. It doesn't go away; it becomes a part of you, step for step, breath for breath. I will never stop grieving Bailey because I will never stop loving her. That's just how it is. Grief and love are conjoined, you don't get one without the other. All I can do is love her, and love the world, emulate her by living with daring and spirit and joy. ”

- Jandy Nelson

“ I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree. A tree whose hungry mouth is pressed Against the earth's sweet flowing breast; A tree that looks at God all day And lifts her leafy arms to pray; A tree that may in summer wear A nest of robins in her hair; Upon whose bosom snow has lain; Who intimately lives with rain. Poems are made by fools like me, But only God can make a tree. ”

- Joyce Kilmer

“ Love all, trust a few. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ I do love nothing in the world so well as you is not that strange? ”

- William Shakespeare