Quotes of Cook - somelinesforyou

“ Let them stew in their own grease (or juice). ”

- Otto Von Bismarck

“ Here's to your good health, and your family's good health, and may you all live long and prosper. ”

- Washington Irving

“ The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went. ”

- Hector Hugh Munro

“ Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top. ”

- Edward Abbey

“ Some hae meat and canna eat, — And some wad eat that want it; But we hae meat, and we can eat, Sae let the Lord be thankit. ”

- Robert Burns

“ John Henry Newman was as English as roast beef, even if he lacked a passion for cricket. ”

- Clifford Longley

“ Let us toast the health of the bride; Let us toast the health of the groom, Let us toast the person that tied; Let us toast every guest in the room. ”

- Unknown

“ I stew all night in my own grease. ”

- Nathaniel Cotton

“ The bubble winked at me, and said, "You'll miss me brother, when you're dead. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ To the old, long life and treasure; To the young, all health and pleasure. ”

- Ben Jonson

“ May your glass be ever full.May the roof over your head be always strong.And may you be in heaven half an hourBefore the devil knows you're dead. ”

- Irish Blessing

“ First pledge our Queen this solemn night, Then drink to England, every guest; That man's the best Cosmopolite Who knows his native country best. ”

- Lord Alfred Tennyson

“ The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds. ”

- James Randi

“ I make it a rule always to believe compliments implicitly for five minutes, and to simmer gently for twenty more. ”

- Alice James

“ EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort. ”

- Ambrose Bierce

“ They say that a good cook can ignite sparks by the way he kisses. The way I see, just because a guy can turn on the stove doesn't necessarily make him a good cook. ”

- Stefanie Powers

“ As a result of trying to solve the big problems we face in life, many of us end up sacrificing individual relationships by doing things that we may consider as being small or insignificant at the time. This reminds us of the George and Gracie routine where George asks Gracie, How do you cook a pot roast? She replied, I put both a big pot roast and a small pot roast in the oven… ”

- Unknown

“ This technology is hurting us, I say. I blame the microwave for most of our problems. Anything that gets that hot without fire, that's from the devil. You don't believe me, you put a hot pocket in there for three or four minutes, pop that thing in your mouth, if that's not hell, ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what is. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ I have seen the very men who have thus boasted of their tenderness, at the same time devouring the flesh of six different animals tossed up in a fricassee. Strange contrariety of conduct! They pity, and they eat the objects of their compassion! ”

- Oliver Goldsmith

“ Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. ”

- G. K. Chesterton

“ You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients. ”

- Julia Child

“ Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion. ”

- Jean Jacques Rousseau

“ My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. ”

- Rita Rudner

“ For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook. ”

- Quentin Crisp

“ The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bed. ”

- Geoffrey Gorer

“ I am not a great cook, I am not a great artist, but I love art, and I love food, so I am the perfect traveller. ”

- Michael Palin

“ My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. ”

- Henry Youngman

“ My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. ”

- Henny Youngman

“ Too many cooks spoil the brothel. ”

- Polly Adler

“ Any cook should be able to run the country. ”

- Vladimir Lenin
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