Quotes of Oliver Herford - somelinesforyou

“ A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ A woman’s mind is cleaner that a man’s; She changes it more often. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ Many are called but few get up. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ Nothing succeeds like – failure. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ Nothing succeeds like – failure. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ Diplomacy: lying in state. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ The bubble winked at me, and said, "You'll miss me brother, when you're dead. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ The bubble winked at me, and said, "You'll miss me brother, when you're dead. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ The bubble winked at me, and said, "You'll miss me brother, when you're dead. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ Why and Wherefore set out one day, To hunt for a wild Negation. They agreed to meet at a cool retreat On the Point of Interrogation. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ The bubble winked at me, and said, "You'll miss me brother, when you're dead. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ Age, like distance lends a double charm. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ The bubble winked at me, and said, "You'll miss me brother, when you're dead. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ Alas! my child, where is the Pen That can do justice to the Hen? Like Royalty, she goes her way, Laying foundations every day, Though not for Public Buildings, yet For Custard, Cake and Omelette. Of if too old for such a use They have their fling at some abuse, As when to censure Plays Unfit Upon the stage they make a Hit Or at elections seal the Fate Of an Obnoxious Candidate… ”

- Oliver Herford

“ The bubble winked at me, and said, "You'll miss me brother, when you're dead. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ Many are called but few get up. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even … without any hope of doing it well. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ Alas! my child, where is the Pen That can do justice to the Hen? Like Royalty, she goes her way, Laying foundations every day, Though not for Public Buildings, yet For Custard, Cake and Omelette. Of if too old for such a use They have their fling at some abuse, As when to censure Plays Unfit Upon the stage they make a Hit Or at elections seal the Fate Of an Obnoxious Candidate… ”

- Oliver Herford

“ Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it. ”

- Oliver Herford

“ Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it. ”

- Oliver Herford
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