Quotes of Nora Ephron - somelinesforyou

“ When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ For a long time, the fact that I was divorced was the most important thing about me. And now it’s not. Now the most important thing about me is that I’m old. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ It's always hard to remember love years pass and you say to yourself, Was I really in love, or was I just kidding myself? Was I really in love, or was I just pretending he was the man of my dreams? Was I really in love, or was I just desperate? ”

- Nora Ephron

“ I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ Women are being considered as candidates for Vice President of the United States because it is the worst job in America. It's amazing that men will take it. A job with real power is First Lady. I'd be willing to run for that. As far as the men who are running for President are concerned, they aren't even people I would date. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ My mother was a good recreational cook, but what she basically believed about cooking was that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ My mother was a good recreational cook, but what she basically believed about cooking was that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to be comic stories the next. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ It struck me that the movies had spent more than half a century saying, "They lived happily ever after" and the following quarter-century warning that they'll be lucky to make it through the weekend. Possibly now we are now entering a third era in which the movies will be sounding a note of cautious optimism: You know it just might work. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ It struck me that the movies had spent more than half a century saying, "They lived happily ever after" and the following quarter-century warning that they'll be lucky to make it through the weekend. Possibly now we are entering a third era in which the movies will be sounding a note of cautious optimism: You know it just might work. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to be comic stories the next. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ Women are being considered as candidates for Vice President of the United States because it is the worst job in America. It's amazing that men will take it. A job with real power is First Lady. I'd be willing to run for that. As far as the men who are running for President are concerned, they aren't even people I would date. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ My mother was a good recreational cook, but what she basically believed about cooking was that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to be comic stories the next. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ Women are being considered as candidates for Vice President of the United States because it is the worst job in America. It's amazing that men will take it. A job with real power is First Lady. I'd be willing to run for that. As far as the men who are running for President are concerned, they aren't even people I would date. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ The major concrete achievement of the women's movement of the 1970's was the Dutch treat. ”

- Nora Ephron
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