Quotes of Crazy

“ The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt within the heart. ”

- Helen Keller

“ There is a pleasure sure In being mad which none but madmen know. ”

- John Dryden

“ The place where optimism flourishes the most is the lunatic asylum. ”

- Havelock Ellis

“ O, let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven! Keep me in temper. I would not be mad. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad and lamentable experiment. ”

- George Santayana

“ I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ I'm a perfectionist, so I can drive myself mad - and other people, too. At the same time, I think that's one of the reasons I'm successful. Because I really care about what I do. ”

- Michelle Pfeiffer

“ If you commit a big crime then you are crazy, and the more heinous the crime the crazier you must be. Therefore you are not responsible, and nothing is your fault. ”

- Peggy Noonan

“ This tyrant, whole sole name blisters our tongues, Was once thought honest; you have loved him well; He hath not touched you yet. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Love touched her heart, and lo! It beats high, and burns with such brave hearts. ”

- Richard Crawshaw

“ The sun just touched the morning;The morning, happy thing,Supposed that he had come to dwell,And life would be all spring. ”

- Emily Dickinson

“ Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy. ”

- Nora Ephron

“ Mater Dei had this fullback,... It took two plays of him running me over to get me mad. I think I stuffed him. Nothing should be able to stop you if that's what you want to do. ”

- William Taylor

“ My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays. ”

- Joey Bishop

“ If we weren't all crazy we would go insane. ”

- Jimmy Buffett

“ Human speech is like a cracked tin kettle, on which we hammer out tunes to make bears dance when we long to move the stars. ”

- Gustave Flaubert

“ Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself as therapy. ”

- Karl Kraus

“ My best friend missed three one-and-ones. I still get mad at him for that. ”

- Larry Bird

“ Don't get mad, get even. ”

- Robert F. Kennedy

“ I may be crazy but it keeps me from going insane. ”

- Waylon Jennings

“ But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. ”

- Umberto Eco

“ Paul, thou art beside thyself; much learning doth make thee mad. ”

- Bible

“ And I think that's the spirit of Shakespeare, which somehow touched it... I don't know what that process is or means, but it certainly takes place. ”

- Peter Ackroyd

“ I sometimes think we must all be mad and that we shall wake to sanity in strait-waistcoats. ”

- Bram Stoker

“ I am overjoyed and extremely grateful to receive this extraordinary honor. These awards fill my heart with happiness, knowing that people throughout Europe have been touched by our film. ”

- Roberto Benigni

“ One draught above heat makes him a fool; the second mads him; and a third drowns him. - Twelfth Night. Act i. Sc. 5. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ The venom clamours of a jealous womanPoisons more deadly than a mad dog's tooth. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct. My own feeling is that it is not crazy enough. ”

- Niels Bohr

“ Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. ”

- Michel de Montaigne

“ My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick! ”

- Lee Ryan
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