“ Our tax law is a 1, 598-page hydra-headed monster and I'm going to attack and attack and attack until I have ironed out every fault in it. ”
- Vivien Kellems- Copy
- 1.1K
“ I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is — I could be just as proud for half the money. ”
- Arthur Godfrey- Copy
- 171
“ Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. ”
- Ogden Nash- Copy
- 3.5K
“ Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents. ”
- Peg Bracken- Copy
- 3.6K
“ The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of feathers with the smallest amount of hissing. ”
- Jean Baptiste Colbert- Copy
- 973
“ The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward. ”
- John Maynard Keynes- Copy
- 1.6K
“ No statesmen ever will find it worth his pains, to tax our labor and excise our brain. ”
- Randolph Churchill- Copy
- 2.5K
“ Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. ”
- Benjamin Franklin- Copy
- 106
“ The rope by which the great blocks of taxes are attached to any citizenry is simple loyalty. ”
- Stephen King- Copy
- 3.6K
“ The tax collector must love poor people. He is creating so many of them. ”
- Bill Vaughan- Copy
- 1.5K
“ The world is ruled by butterflies adding to their weapon piles. Imagine what your taxes buy. We hardly ever try. ”
- Gordon Sumner- Copy
- 3.7K
“ Government lasts as long as the under-taxed can defend themselves against the over-taxed. ”
- Bernard Berenson- Copy
- 3.5K
“ Nothing hurts more than having to pay an income tax, unless it is not having to pay an income tax. ”
- Thomas Robert Dewar- Copy
- 2.4K
“ The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the thickness of a prison wall. ”
- Denis Healey- Copy
- 647
“ Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today. ”
- Herman Wouk- Copy
- 2.4K
“ Don't get excited about a tax cut. It's like a mugger giving you back car fare. ”
- Arnold H. Glasow- Copy
- 102
“ Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. ”
- Oscar Wilde- Copy
- 3.6K
“ Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss. ”
- Lazarus Long- Copy
- 3.3K
“ Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund. ”
- F. J. Raymond- Copy
- 133
“ Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that fellow behind the tree.". ”
- Russell Long- Copy
- 1.3K
“ He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination — and taxes.". ”
- H. E. Martz- Copy
- 692
“ The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. ”
- Paula Poundstone- Copy
- 1.9K
“ An unlimited power to tax involves, necessarily, the power to destroy. ”
- Daniel Webster- Copy
- 3.9K
“ If a government is to be prudent its taxes must produce ample revenues without discouraging enterprise; and if it is to be just it must distribute the burden of taxes equitably. ”
- Franklin D. Roosevelt- Copy
- 3.1K
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