Quotes of Lazarus Long - somelinesforyou

“ In a family argument, if it turns out you are right — apologize at once! ”

- Lazarus Long

“ A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly… ”

- Lazarus Long

“ A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly… ”

- Lazarus Long

“ One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly… ”

- Lazarus Long

“ The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ If it can't be expressed in figures, it's not science it's opinion. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ The phrase "we simply must…" designates something that need not be done. "That goes without saying" is a red warning. "Of course" means you had best check it yourself. These small-change cliches and others like them, when read correctly, are reliable channel markers. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal and execution is carried out automatically and without pity. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly… ”

- Lazarus Long

“ Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ The phrase "we simply must…" designates something that need not be done. "That goes without saying" is a red warning. "Of course" means you had best check it yourself. These small-change cliches and others like them, when read correctly, are reliable channel markers. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal and execution is carried out automatically and without pity. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ What are the facts? Again and again and again - what are the facts? Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what "the stars fortell", avoid opinion, care not what the neighbors think, never mind the unguessable "verdict of history" - what are the facts, and to how many decimal places? You pilot always into an unknown future; facts are your single clue… ”

- Lazarus Long

“ Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ The phrase "we simply must…" designates something that need not be done. "That goes without saying" is a red warning. "Of course" means you had best check it yourself. These small-change cliches and others like them, when read correctly, are reliable channel markers. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal and execution is carried out automatically and without pity. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly… ”

- Lazarus Long

“ In a family argument, if it turns out you are right — apologize at once! ”

- Lazarus Long

“ The phrase "we simply must…" designates something that need not be done. "That goes without saying" is a red warning. "Of course" means you had best check it yourself. These small-change cliches and others like them, when read correctly, are reliable channel markers. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are wiser than one man. How's that again? I missed something. ”

- Lazarus Long

“ In a family argument, if it turns out you are right — apologize at once! ”

- Lazarus Long

“ Autocracy is based on the assumption that one man is wiser than a million men. Let's play that over again too. Who decides? ”

- Lazarus Long

“ One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. ”

- Lazarus Long
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