“ I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, "Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.". ”
- Ellen DeGeneres- Copy
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“ Chicken Soup: An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC. The only ailment chicken soup can't cure is neurotic dependence on one's mother. ”
- Arthur Naiman- Copy
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“ Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. ”
- John LeCarre- Copy
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“ Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. ”
- P.G. Wodehouse- Copy
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“ A page of my journal is like a cake of portable soup. A little may be diffused into a considerable portion. ”
- James Boswell- Copy
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“ An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. ”
- H. L. Mencken- Copy
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“ The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. ”
- William Collier- Copy
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“ Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? ”
- Elayne Boosler- Copy
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“ Hollywood is the only industry, even taking in soup companies, which does not have laboratories for the purpose of experimentation. ”
- Orson Welles- Copy
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“ My greatest strength is… common sense. I'm really a standard brand — like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. ”
- Katharine Hepburn- Copy
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“ What does good in bed mean to me? When I'm sick and I stay home from school propped up with lots of pillows watching TV and my mom brings me soup — that's good in bed. ”
- Brooke Shields- Copy
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“ My good health is due to a soup made of white doves. It is simply wonderful as a tonic. ”
- Chiang Kai shek- Copy
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“ Moving a magazine is like ordering 100,000 gallons of alphabet soup, to go. Last week, in Manhattan, it went. ”
- James A. Linen- Copy
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