Quotes of Bennett Cerf - somelinesforyou

“ The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ For me, a hearty belly laugh is one of the beautiful sounds in the world. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ For me, a hearty belly laugh is one of the beautiful sounds in the world. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ They tell about a fifteen-year-old boy in an orphans' home who had an incurable stutter. One Sunday the minister was detained and the boy volunteered to say the prayer in his stead. He did it perfectly, too, without a single stutter. Later he explained, "I don't stutter when I talk to God… ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ They tell about a fifteen-year-old boy in an orphans' home who had an incurable stutter. One Sunday the minister was detained and the boy volunteered to say the prayer in his stead. He did it perfectly, too, without a single stutter. Later he explained, "I don't stutter when I talk to God… ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ For me, a hearty belly laugh is one of the beautiful sounds in the world. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ For me, a hearty belly laugh is one of the beautiful sounds in the world. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ They tell about a fifteen-year-old boy in an orphans' home who had an incurable stutter. One Sunday the minister was detained and the boy volunteered to say the prayer in his stead. He did it perfectly, too, without a single stutter. Later he explained, "I don't stutter when I talk to God… ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ A person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ They tell about a fifteen-year-old boy in an orphans' home who had an incurable stutter. One Sunday the minister was detained and the boy volunteered to say the prayer in his stead. He did it perfectly, too, without a single stutter. Later he explained, "I don't stutter when I talk to God… ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup. ”

- Bennett Cerf

“ Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance. ”

- Bennett Cerf
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