Quotes of Laughter - somelinesforyou

“ We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. ”

- Agnes Repplier

“ He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. ”

- Anonymous

“ We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it? ”

- Betty White

“ The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. ”

- Bill Nye

“ Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. ”

- Bob Newhart

“ Total absence of humor renders life impossible. ”

- Colette

“ Laughter is by definition healthy. ”

- Doris Lessing

“ The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ”

- e e cummings

“ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old. ”

- Edgar Watson Howe

“ Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that. ”

- Jay Leno

“ If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. ”

- Jimmy Buffett

“ In this life he laughs longest who laughs last. ”

- John Masefield

“ Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. ”

- Joseph Addison

“ One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. ”

- Larry Gelbart

“ Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. ”

- Lord Byron

“ The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. ”

- Mark Twain

“ He who laughs, lasts! ”

- Mary Pettibone Poole

“ You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. ”

- Michael Pritchard

“ Laughter is inner jogging. ”

- Norman Cousins

“ I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me to be the most civilized music in the world. ”

- Peter Ustinov

“ The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed. ”

- Sebastian R. N. Chamfort

“ You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. ”

- Stephen King

“ Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion. ”

- The Talmud

“ Laughter is the closest distance between two people. ”

- Victor Borge

“ Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. ”

- W. H. Auden

“ Laugh and the world laughs with you, Weep, and you weep alone; For this brave old earth must borrow its mirth, But has trouble enough of its own. ”

- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

“ Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they might have been. ”

- William Hazlitt

“ Make 'em laugh; make 'em cry; make 'em wait. ”

- Charles Reade

“ The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour — ha ha ha ha ha — they'll take you away, man. You can't. ”

- Lenny Bruce
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