Quotes of Lenny Bruce - somelinesforyou

“ Communism is like one big phone company. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ There are never enough 'I love you's. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ There are never enough 'I love you's. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ A lot of people say to me, "Why did you kill Christ?" "I dunno… it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know." "We killed him because he didn't want to become a doctor, that's why we killed him.". ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ The whole motivation for any performer is 'Look at me, Ma.'. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ A lot of people say to me, "Why did you kill Christ?" "I dunno… it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know." "We killed him because he didn't want to become a doctor, that's why we killed him.". ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ Communism is like one big phone company. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour — ha ha ha ha ha — they'll take you away, man. You can't. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an "act" and he told the audience, "This is my act." Today's comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes he's telling the truth… ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an "act" and he told the audience, "This is my act." Today's comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes he's telling the truth… ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour — ha ha ha ha ha — they'll take you away, man. You can't. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour — ha ha ha ha ha — they'll take you away, man. You can't. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an "act" and he told the audience, "This is my act." Today's comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes he's telling the truth… ”

- Lenny Bruce

“ The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. ”

- Lenny Bruce
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